Today, I went to the Sacramento Zoo. We saw a bunch of animals, like: a Snow Cheetah, a red panda... Well, all of those who went to the Sacramento Zoo should know. This was the best part though: It Was FREE! Well, that's only because it's the state's capitol.
I need to ask myself why I didn't post yesterday. Maybe because my mom was hogging the computer? Maybe I was, again, to lazy? Whatever it was, I just didn't go on. I have a Computer Routine: Go on e-mail, than Club Penguin, than Poptropica, than Blog, than Webkinz, and lastly...
work on Story. I think it's a very reasonable routine. I like it. I didn't have any food but a spicy Mexican pizza. So, when it was around 2:30, we drove to a supermarket. And there, was a BBQ stand! I had 2 chicken sticks and 2 beef sticks. Yum! Yum!
I think I hear my grandpa calling dinner time. Anyways, today is like, Black Friday. Everywhere is a little % off. For example: The Zoo was free, At 7-11, everything is 50% off, and a lot of other stuff! I saw a like, 3 hundred cars at the mall!
Does anyone think this post is enough already? I am working on comics! :) Well, bye people!
Friday, November 28, 2008
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
1st colorful post
From now on, I will be writing in rainbow. :) Sorry I didn't post yesterday, again. I was too lazy to get my butt off the bed and onto the chair in front of the computer. Posting blogs is so cool. Okay people, I really need opinions on me sneak peek! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please?
But than again, if no one posts, I will send my friends my entire story for free. I don't know, should I sell it or something? My grandpa bought cake and turkey for the "feast" we're having tomorrow. SOMEBODY! TELL ME HOW MY STORY IS!
:-
That yellow is way too light. I will not use it. Why did they even make that color on there?! Hmmm... I think my Blog title should be 1st colorful post instead of "Day before Thanksgiving" In fact, I'll change it! This is the only Way you know that I started of with that stupid title.
I wonder if my school friends miss me as much I miss them. Though we do chat quite often on Gmail, we never see each other! Better write than not communicate at all. It's good that I can still go to church though. Yay! I will have enough room.
Do you wonder what I mean? My friend has a blog too and says that there was not enough room for her to write her story. So there was a part 2. I better try to keep up with her absolutely amazing blog. Well, good wishes to everyone! Goodbye!
Man that was a long post. Whoa! I'm still writing! Bye!
But than again, if no one posts, I will send my friends my entire story for free. I don't know, should I sell it or something? My grandpa bought cake and turkey for the "feast" we're having tomorrow. SOMEBODY! TELL ME HOW MY STORY IS!
:-
That yellow is way too light. I will not use it. Why did they even make that color on there?! Hmmm... I think my Blog title should be 1st colorful post instead of "Day before Thanksgiving" In fact, I'll change it! This is the only Way you know that I started of with that stupid title.
I wonder if my school friends miss me as much I miss them. Though we do chat quite often on Gmail, we never see each other! Better write than not communicate at all. It's good that I can still go to church though. Yay! I will have enough room.
Do you wonder what I mean? My friend has a blog too and says that there was not enough room for her to write her story. So there was a part 2. I better try to keep up with her absolutely amazing blog. Well, good wishes to everyone! Goodbye!
Man that was a long post. Whoa! I'm still writing! Bye!
Monday, November 24, 2008
What a day...
I have to do 30 pages of homework! Harshness... Luckily, it's easy stuff like Fractions and Decimals. I'm on my 18th page of homework. I woke up at like, 10:00 or something because I fell asleep at 2:00 I only had about 8 hours of sleep! :( I usually have 9! My breakfast was what I call: Ultimate bread. It has peanut butter, butter, strawberry jam, sugar, and ham in it. The jam kept dripping out like mad! O_o I had to clean up my plate every 5 minutes or my bread will get all soggy! Lesson learned, Never put jam on top of ham in bread. (Personally, I will never use jam again, too risky.) Blogs are fun! Okay, I'm running out of things to say... Oh yea! There's one more thing! People have been posting these animals out on Gmail.
Bunny Kitty
( \_/ ) /\ _ /\
(='.'=) (='.'=)
o( )o o( )o
(")_(") (")_(")
Trust me, they look alot better on Gmail.
I must rake the leaves and pick them up in 1 hour! More Harshness...
Bye!
Bunny Kitty
( \_/ ) /\ _ /\
(='.'=) (='.'=)
o( )o o( )o
(")_(") (")_(")
Trust me, they look alot better on Gmail.
I must rake the leaves and pick them up in 1 hour! More Harshness...
Bye!
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Hello people! Good Sunday, isn't it?
Hi! My friends' blogs are so lucky, they already have followers! I guess mines is just... a regular blog. I'm thinking their blogs have like, more than 100 posts or something like that. You should see them! I forgot it, but when I find out tomorrow, I'll tell you. Most of you should've seen it already or recognize it. I didn't go to my usual church today. Instead of going to the church in Milpitas, I went to the on in Oakland because of my Grandpa. Well, that's all I'm going to say because I don't have time. Bye!
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Ummmm...
So what do you think about my story? Sorry I didn't post yesterday, came home at like, 11:35 or something. It was way late. Today we had feast at my church. :D :) We had turkey and stuff but my favorite one was the Parmesans! I think I spelled it right. It's those Orange, Yummy fruits that you can eat the skin off of. It's juicy. :D I also had some other stuff that I forgot. Oh yea! Chips! BBQ and Cheesy chips! I'm hungry. I still can't believe I didn't eat any turkey or spaghetti. :( I WANT FOOD! Meat is necessary right now. We also had Salmon on the tables but I didn't see it until I saw my mom eat it! :( I took some from her though. :) So Problem solved. Well, bye!
Thursday, November 20, 2008
A sneakpeak on a story I'm working on!
A Year with Ellian, Akiena,
Kirsty & Shirley
It’s kind of like the show: Johnny Test.
By: Tifany Pan
Table of Contents
January................................................................................Page
February ………………………………………………….Page
March……………………………………………………..Page
April………………………………………………………Page
May………………………………………………………Page
June………………………………………………………Page
July……………………………………………………….Page
August……………………………………………………Page
September……………………………………………….Page
October………………………………………………….Page
November……………………………………………….Page
December……………………………………………….Page
January
5…4…3…2…1… HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Ellian and Shirley are BFFs (Best Friends Forever). Ellian has 2 Genius sisters named: Akiena and Kirsty that always know the way out of a situation. Shirley was adopted by Ellian’s mom and dad. So they’re not just BFFs, they’re also sisters, but they only see each other as friends that live with each other. Their mother’s name is: Kendra and their father’s is: Melvin.
Ellian is constantly bored so she likes to steal some of her sisters’ inventions with the help of Shirley. Her sign is a cross.
Shirley is a fashionable girl that only wears the latest fashions, but when she doesn’t know what the latest fashion is, she wears her school uniform. (The school allows Shirley to not wear her uniform because she’s way too fashionable.) Shirley is blonde. Her sign is a triangle.
Akiena is the younger of the geniuses and is very girly. She has a lot of stuffed dolphins in her room, like 24 or something. She likes this guy called Max. Her sign is a heart.
Kirsty is the older Genius and she is very strict. If they don’t lend Ellian an invention, it’s because of her. Her sign is a crescent moon.
Now, on with the book.
January 1st
Ellian, Akiena, Kirsty, Shirley and their parents were finished watching the New Year fireworks and they were exhausted. They got in their Blue mini van and began driving home. Kirsty was enraged that her father didn’t let them use the transporter to go home. It was a quick and easy way to get home, but than if they pulled it out, people will start going “OMG! You’re the youngest geniuses ever, aren’t you?! OMG! That’s so cool!”. Their father hated that.
“Did everyone have a good time or what?” asked Melvin (their dad).
“Yes” everyone replied, all accept Kirsty.
“Kirsty, what’s wrong honey?” questioned Kendra (their mother).
“SHUT UP! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!” Kirsty yelled.
“Whoa, what’s with all the cussing words?” Akiena asked, annoying Kirsty even more. (Not on purpose though.)
“LEAVE ME ALONE!” Kirsty screamed.
“Ok, sure” Ellian winked.
“Ellian just winked” Shirley informed everyone.
“SHIRLEY! DID YOU HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE?!” Ellian shrieked.
“Let’s just go to sleep so everyone may have some peace and quiet. Mommy and Daddy may not sleep though.” Akiena whispered.
In about 3 minutes, Ellian, Shirley, and Akiena were asleep. Kirsty was tired, but knew her father would fall asleep in exhaustion; therefore, she must stay awake and wake up her father if he did. Kirsty eventually fell asleep and snored so loud, every peaceful sleeper was awakened. Ellian groaned in depression and Akiena sighed in exhaustion. The only sleeper that wasn’t awake was: Shirley. She was such a deep sleeper that if you placed a bullhorn in her ear and screamed… she still wouldn’t wake up! Ellian glanced at the digital clock. 1:23 a.m. it read. Akiena was annoyed by Kirsty’s snoring so she yawned through a bullhorn. It made the car shake, but it didn’t wake up Kirsty. Ellian suggested that she look in her ear and make sure there’s nothing in there. Of course! The soundproof earplug! It was their latest invention and it could only be taken out with a laser. Akiena knew that, Kirsty knew that you would need a laser to take it out, so she must have one near her! Akiena made sure Ellian wasn’t looking, than, she pushed a hidden button on the bottom of the car with her feet. A secret passageway led to the trunk which was enclosed, due to Ellian’s mischief. She grabbed a laser pen and shut the metal that separated the trunk and the seats. She checked her digital watch. Surprisingly, it was 2:53. Surely not so much time has passed, right? It was just 1:23, wasn’t it? Akiena discovered that Shirley was awake. Awake and with their mini time gadget! She liked the idea because, they were almost home. No, correction, they were home. Kirsty woke up and said she felt like she only slept for 3 minutes.
“Look at Shirley.” Akiena whispered.
“Whoa, I did only sleep for 3 minutes!” Kirsty shrieked.
Kirsty paused for a slight second.
“And we’re going to get in trouble!” Kirsty groaned.
“Look, we’ll just blame it on Shirley because she did use it.” Akiena suggested, no, wait, it was more like an order and Kirsty doesn’t like being told what to do.
“NO! WE’RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING YOU SAY! IF YOU WANT TO DO IT, DO IT BY YOURSELF! JUST DON’T COUNT ME IN!” Kirsty screamed.
“Sorry” Akiena apologized.
Ellian got out of the car and went into her room. (They live in a mansion.) Shirley tossed the time gadget to Kirsty, but missed! The gadget flew out the open door and got destroyed. There was only one ingredient on earth to make that gadget! Now, the gadget was destroyed and Shirley was busted. Shirley stayed to see what would happen. Akiena and Kirsty just smiled at Shirley.
“Aren’t you mad?” Shirley questioned.
“No, we’re going to make you go into Venus. It has a ton of ingredients we need there. It has a blue stem and 6 golden pedals. We’ll make you a suit and spaceship that is fire-and-heat-proof.” Akiena explained.
“Just remember, don’t take the one with 7 pedals. Those are aliens that do not wish to make peace but have war. IF YOU BRING THEM BACK, WE WILL BE IN A CRISIS!” Kirsty added.
“Sure, when should we go?” Shirley asked.
“Tomorrow, 1:00 p.m. sharp. Tell Ellian.” The genius sisters replied.
“Ok, goodnight.” Shirley yawned.
Kirsty shook her head, wondering if they should build the equipment now, or later. Akiena, realizing they were still in the car, strapped to the seat, got off and went to her room. Shirley and Kirsty followed her. When Kirsty and Akiena got into their rooms (that they share), changed in separate bathrooms, went to bed, said good night and fell asleep.
Meanwhile, Shirley was creeping into their rooms to find Ellian playing rated E video games. Their Golden Retriever, Butters, was lying still in its red, soft bed. Shirley told Ellian everything that had just happened and Ellian screamed, quiet enough for every sound sleeper to not be disturbed, but loud enough to hurt Shirley’s ears. Butters woke up and barked insanely to try to wake up their mom and dad. Shirley, hearing this, took a biscuit and tossed it to Butters. Butters went silent and chewed at the biscuit.
“Shirley, why? My goal for New Years Eve was to not be an extraordinary family.” Ellian complained.
“And my goal was find out what gender Butters is, but life’s not fair, is it?” Shirley mocked.
“Shirley, Butters is a female. She’s going to have puppies in February. That’s why she was barking so loud, and that’s also why she’s asleep right now.” Ellian said.
“That wasn’t my real goal, I already knew that.” Shirley replied.
“Let’s just go to sleep, it’s like, 3:34 a.m.” Ellian cried in tiredness.
“Okay, fine, good night.” Shirley whispered, climbing into bed.
They fell asleep dreaming about puppies, and so did Butters.
January 2nd
Kirsty was the first to wake up besides her parents. She woke up at 12:00 p.m. Akiena woke up 3 minutes after, so she woke up at 12:03 p.m. They quickly got dressed and woke up Ellian and Shirley to trick them.
“It’s 1:00 p.m.” they said “Time to go to Venus!”
“WHAT?! WHY DIDN’T YOU WAKE US UP EARLIER SO WE DON’T HAVE TO GO TO VENUS IN OUR PAJAMAS?!” Ellian shrieked.
“Relax Ellian, it’s only 12:13 p.m.” Akiena smiled.
“SHIRLEY! WAKE UP!” Ellian screamed.
“What? Is it time to go to Venus?” Shirley whimpered.
“No, but Kirsty and Akiena tricked me!” Ellian exclaimed.
“Why?” Shirley inquired.
“Because we felt like it.” Kirsty mocked.
“Just let us get dressed, it’s already 12:23 p.m. and I don’t want to be late.” Ellian informed.
“See ya guys, we’re off to eat brunch.” Akiena and Kirsty waved.
Ellian walked over to her dresser and picked out a T-shirt with a white bunny on it. Shirley picked out a top that shows your belly button….It looked quite fashionable but you would think that maybe her stomach would hurt later. Ellian picked a jean with a bunny on it… so it’s an out fit! Shirley picked a skirt with squiggly lines at the bottom. They walked downstairs and seated themselves on their chairs. Today’s Brunch was Bacon, Eggs, and Hamburgers.
“It’s a good thing we’re on vacation until next Friday.” Shirley said.
“We would still be off school even if we didn’t have the week off! It’s Saturday Stupid.” Ellian screamed.
“Now honey...” Their mother began “You…are…grounded!”
“Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!” Shirley sang.
“You too for singing that” their mother added.
Kirsty raised her eyebrows and began fake crying. Their mom asked what was wrong and she said she needed Ellian and Shirley for a special project. Their mother said just for that day. Kirsty smiled and forced Ellian and Shirley into their room. (Akiena followed.) She made Ellian, Shirley, Akiena and herself stand at the northeast corner of the room. Next to it was a pad with numbers. Akiena pressed the numbers: 547789 and paused. Than, she pressed 254362 and 5 seconds later, they fell into a room larger than the master bedroom!
“This is the secret lab. We will wipe your memory after you’re done with your mission.” Kirsty said, seeing Ellian and Shirley’s pale faces.
“Mom and Dad don’t even know about this room” Akiena added.
Ellian raised her eyebrows and nodded at Shirley. (This means Ellian has a plan.) She told Akiena and Kirsty that she had to go to the bathroom. Shirley wanted to follow Ellian, so she said she really had to go. Like an emergency. They went and Ellian told Shirley her plan. (It took a long time because it was like a maze.)
“You like that lab and you don’t want to forget about it right?” Ellian asked Shirley.
“Yea! So, what’s your plan?” Shirley replied looking around.
“Simple, we take dummies of ourselves and put them in bed. Kirsty is obviously going to come and spray us with the MWS spray at 12:00 a.m. So we go somewhere else!” Ellian told her.
“Wouldn’t they know where we are and what’s MWS?” Shirley inquired.
“MWS is Memory Wiping Spray. They will put a tracking device on us and we simply put them on the dummies.” Ellian informed.
“How did you come up with such a brilliant idea?!” Shirley questioned in awe.
“My sisters are geniuses and I have some of their DNA. Kirsty is the smartest because she was born 1st. Akiena is Smarter than me because she was born 2nd. I am just a very intelligent kid because I was born last. You’re just an average kid because you’re not related to me, you were taken from Orphanage.” Ellian explained.
Shirley just nodded her head and said “We should go back. They might be wondering where we are.”
“You’re right. Let’s go.” Ellian said marching forward.
Shirley followed Ellian in the long maze back to the lab. Kirsty gave them a white suit and told them to go back into the bathroom and put it on. Ellian and Shirley groaned deeply.
“Do we have to? We just came back from the freakin’ bathroom!” Ellian complained.
“It’s either that or go to Venus and get burned to death with out these suits, your choice!” Akiena said.
“Fine! Okay! We get it!” Shirley screamed.
“Good, now put these on in the bathroom.” Kirsty replied, pointing to the bathroom that was just next to the Anti-Gravity Chamber which was like, only 8 feet away.
Ellian screamed in rage because they had gone to a bathroom 30 feet way! Shirley was just staring blankly into space, wondering what to say next. Ellian just meditated, standing up and stalked into the bathroom while Shirley followed. (She of course took the suits with her.) They changed and discovered that Kirsty redesigned the bathroom. All bathrooms in the mansion were just plain white. This one was pink and blue with the ultimate toilets!
They had sound speakers, a TV, a mini refrigerator, a soft toilet seat, a computer, a bookshelf, and a CD player. They just wanted to stay in there all day! But, they had duties to do. They got out and Akiena lead them to the spaceship. Kirsty walked over to the control panel and typed in: Open spaceship front door. You have to say exactly what you mean; if you don’t it does the opposite of what you want. For example: Say, you said open up the spaceship, the machine will take a gigantic hammer and bash it open.
As soon as Ellian and Shirley was inside, Ellian asked “Why aren’t you doing this?”
“Shirley was the one who broke it!” Kirsty replied “Anyways, are you kidding? We’ll die Ellian! DIE!”
“In that case, won’t we die to?” Ellian inquired.
“No, I did a thermo test and you guys take 10 times the heat than we can.” Akiena informed them.
“Okay, bye!” Ellian waved.
Akiena sighed and said “If you need help, contact us by using the button that says: CKaA! That stands for Contact Kirsty and Akiena.”
“BYE!” Ellian yelled, slamming the spaceship door in impatience.
Kirsty & Shirley
It’s kind of like the show: Johnny Test.
By: Tifany Pan
Table of Contents
January................................................................................Page
February ………………………………………………….Page
March……………………………………………………..Page
April………………………………………………………Page
May………………………………………………………Page
June………………………………………………………Page
July……………………………………………………….Page
August……………………………………………………Page
September……………………………………………….Page
October………………………………………………….Page
November……………………………………………….Page
December……………………………………………….Page
January
5…4…3…2…1… HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Ellian and Shirley are BFFs (Best Friends Forever). Ellian has 2 Genius sisters named: Akiena and Kirsty that always know the way out of a situation. Shirley was adopted by Ellian’s mom and dad. So they’re not just BFFs, they’re also sisters, but they only see each other as friends that live with each other. Their mother’s name is: Kendra and their father’s is: Melvin.
Ellian is constantly bored so she likes to steal some of her sisters’ inventions with the help of Shirley. Her sign is a cross.
Shirley is a fashionable girl that only wears the latest fashions, but when she doesn’t know what the latest fashion is, she wears her school uniform. (The school allows Shirley to not wear her uniform because she’s way too fashionable.) Shirley is blonde. Her sign is a triangle.
Akiena is the younger of the geniuses and is very girly. She has a lot of stuffed dolphins in her room, like 24 or something. She likes this guy called Max. Her sign is a heart.
Kirsty is the older Genius and she is very strict. If they don’t lend Ellian an invention, it’s because of her. Her sign is a crescent moon.
Now, on with the book.
January 1st
Ellian, Akiena, Kirsty, Shirley and their parents were finished watching the New Year fireworks and they were exhausted. They got in their Blue mini van and began driving home. Kirsty was enraged that her father didn’t let them use the transporter to go home. It was a quick and easy way to get home, but than if they pulled it out, people will start going “OMG! You’re the youngest geniuses ever, aren’t you?! OMG! That’s so cool!”. Their father hated that.
“Did everyone have a good time or what?” asked Melvin (their dad).
“Yes” everyone replied, all accept Kirsty.
“Kirsty, what’s wrong honey?” questioned Kendra (their mother).
“SHUT UP! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!” Kirsty yelled.
“Whoa, what’s with all the cussing words?” Akiena asked, annoying Kirsty even more. (Not on purpose though.)
“LEAVE ME ALONE!” Kirsty screamed.
“Ok, sure” Ellian winked.
“Ellian just winked” Shirley informed everyone.
“SHIRLEY! DID YOU HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE?!” Ellian shrieked.
“Let’s just go to sleep so everyone may have some peace and quiet. Mommy and Daddy may not sleep though.” Akiena whispered.
In about 3 minutes, Ellian, Shirley, and Akiena were asleep. Kirsty was tired, but knew her father would fall asleep in exhaustion; therefore, she must stay awake and wake up her father if he did. Kirsty eventually fell asleep and snored so loud, every peaceful sleeper was awakened. Ellian groaned in depression and Akiena sighed in exhaustion. The only sleeper that wasn’t awake was: Shirley. She was such a deep sleeper that if you placed a bullhorn in her ear and screamed… she still wouldn’t wake up! Ellian glanced at the digital clock. 1:23 a.m. it read. Akiena was annoyed by Kirsty’s snoring so she yawned through a bullhorn. It made the car shake, but it didn’t wake up Kirsty. Ellian suggested that she look in her ear and make sure there’s nothing in there. Of course! The soundproof earplug! It was their latest invention and it could only be taken out with a laser. Akiena knew that, Kirsty knew that you would need a laser to take it out, so she must have one near her! Akiena made sure Ellian wasn’t looking, than, she pushed a hidden button on the bottom of the car with her feet. A secret passageway led to the trunk which was enclosed, due to Ellian’s mischief. She grabbed a laser pen and shut the metal that separated the trunk and the seats. She checked her digital watch. Surprisingly, it was 2:53. Surely not so much time has passed, right? It was just 1:23, wasn’t it? Akiena discovered that Shirley was awake. Awake and with their mini time gadget! She liked the idea because, they were almost home. No, correction, they were home. Kirsty woke up and said she felt like she only slept for 3 minutes.
“Look at Shirley.” Akiena whispered.
“Whoa, I did only sleep for 3 minutes!” Kirsty shrieked.
Kirsty paused for a slight second.
“And we’re going to get in trouble!” Kirsty groaned.
“Look, we’ll just blame it on Shirley because she did use it.” Akiena suggested, no, wait, it was more like an order and Kirsty doesn’t like being told what to do.
“NO! WE’RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING YOU SAY! IF YOU WANT TO DO IT, DO IT BY YOURSELF! JUST DON’T COUNT ME IN!” Kirsty screamed.
“Sorry” Akiena apologized.
Ellian got out of the car and went into her room. (They live in a mansion.) Shirley tossed the time gadget to Kirsty, but missed! The gadget flew out the open door and got destroyed. There was only one ingredient on earth to make that gadget! Now, the gadget was destroyed and Shirley was busted. Shirley stayed to see what would happen. Akiena and Kirsty just smiled at Shirley.
“Aren’t you mad?” Shirley questioned.
“No, we’re going to make you go into Venus. It has a ton of ingredients we need there. It has a blue stem and 6 golden pedals. We’ll make you a suit and spaceship that is fire-and-heat-proof.” Akiena explained.
“Just remember, don’t take the one with 7 pedals. Those are aliens that do not wish to make peace but have war. IF YOU BRING THEM BACK, WE WILL BE IN A CRISIS!” Kirsty added.
“Sure, when should we go?” Shirley asked.
“Tomorrow, 1:00 p.m. sharp. Tell Ellian.” The genius sisters replied.
“Ok, goodnight.” Shirley yawned.
Kirsty shook her head, wondering if they should build the equipment now, or later. Akiena, realizing they were still in the car, strapped to the seat, got off and went to her room. Shirley and Kirsty followed her. When Kirsty and Akiena got into their rooms (that they share), changed in separate bathrooms, went to bed, said good night and fell asleep.
Meanwhile, Shirley was creeping into their rooms to find Ellian playing rated E video games. Their Golden Retriever, Butters, was lying still in its red, soft bed. Shirley told Ellian everything that had just happened and Ellian screamed, quiet enough for every sound sleeper to not be disturbed, but loud enough to hurt Shirley’s ears. Butters woke up and barked insanely to try to wake up their mom and dad. Shirley, hearing this, took a biscuit and tossed it to Butters. Butters went silent and chewed at the biscuit.
“Shirley, why? My goal for New Years Eve was to not be an extraordinary family.” Ellian complained.
“And my goal was find out what gender Butters is, but life’s not fair, is it?” Shirley mocked.
“Shirley, Butters is a female. She’s going to have puppies in February. That’s why she was barking so loud, and that’s also why she’s asleep right now.” Ellian said.
“That wasn’t my real goal, I already knew that.” Shirley replied.
“Let’s just go to sleep, it’s like, 3:34 a.m.” Ellian cried in tiredness.
“Okay, fine, good night.” Shirley whispered, climbing into bed.
They fell asleep dreaming about puppies, and so did Butters.
January 2nd
Kirsty was the first to wake up besides her parents. She woke up at 12:00 p.m. Akiena woke up 3 minutes after, so she woke up at 12:03 p.m. They quickly got dressed and woke up Ellian and Shirley to trick them.
“It’s 1:00 p.m.” they said “Time to go to Venus!”
“WHAT?! WHY DIDN’T YOU WAKE US UP EARLIER SO WE DON’T HAVE TO GO TO VENUS IN OUR PAJAMAS?!” Ellian shrieked.
“Relax Ellian, it’s only 12:13 p.m.” Akiena smiled.
“SHIRLEY! WAKE UP!” Ellian screamed.
“What? Is it time to go to Venus?” Shirley whimpered.
“No, but Kirsty and Akiena tricked me!” Ellian exclaimed.
“Why?” Shirley inquired.
“Because we felt like it.” Kirsty mocked.
“Just let us get dressed, it’s already 12:23 p.m. and I don’t want to be late.” Ellian informed.
“See ya guys, we’re off to eat brunch.” Akiena and Kirsty waved.
Ellian walked over to her dresser and picked out a T-shirt with a white bunny on it. Shirley picked out a top that shows your belly button….It looked quite fashionable but you would think that maybe her stomach would hurt later. Ellian picked a jean with a bunny on it… so it’s an out fit! Shirley picked a skirt with squiggly lines at the bottom. They walked downstairs and seated themselves on their chairs. Today’s Brunch was Bacon, Eggs, and Hamburgers.
“It’s a good thing we’re on vacation until next Friday.” Shirley said.
“We would still be off school even if we didn’t have the week off! It’s Saturday Stupid.” Ellian screamed.
“Now honey...” Their mother began “You…are…grounded!”
“Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!” Shirley sang.
“You too for singing that” their mother added.
Kirsty raised her eyebrows and began fake crying. Their mom asked what was wrong and she said she needed Ellian and Shirley for a special project. Their mother said just for that day. Kirsty smiled and forced Ellian and Shirley into their room. (Akiena followed.) She made Ellian, Shirley, Akiena and herself stand at the northeast corner of the room. Next to it was a pad with numbers. Akiena pressed the numbers: 547789 and paused. Than, she pressed 254362 and 5 seconds later, they fell into a room larger than the master bedroom!
“This is the secret lab. We will wipe your memory after you’re done with your mission.” Kirsty said, seeing Ellian and Shirley’s pale faces.
“Mom and Dad don’t even know about this room” Akiena added.
Ellian raised her eyebrows and nodded at Shirley. (This means Ellian has a plan.) She told Akiena and Kirsty that she had to go to the bathroom. Shirley wanted to follow Ellian, so she said she really had to go. Like an emergency. They went and Ellian told Shirley her plan. (It took a long time because it was like a maze.)
“You like that lab and you don’t want to forget about it right?” Ellian asked Shirley.
“Yea! So, what’s your plan?” Shirley replied looking around.
“Simple, we take dummies of ourselves and put them in bed. Kirsty is obviously going to come and spray us with the MWS spray at 12:00 a.m. So we go somewhere else!” Ellian told her.
“Wouldn’t they know where we are and what’s MWS?” Shirley inquired.
“MWS is Memory Wiping Spray. They will put a tracking device on us and we simply put them on the dummies.” Ellian informed.
“How did you come up with such a brilliant idea?!” Shirley questioned in awe.
“My sisters are geniuses and I have some of their DNA. Kirsty is the smartest because she was born 1st. Akiena is Smarter than me because she was born 2nd. I am just a very intelligent kid because I was born last. You’re just an average kid because you’re not related to me, you were taken from Orphanage.” Ellian explained.
Shirley just nodded her head and said “We should go back. They might be wondering where we are.”
“You’re right. Let’s go.” Ellian said marching forward.
Shirley followed Ellian in the long maze back to the lab. Kirsty gave them a white suit and told them to go back into the bathroom and put it on. Ellian and Shirley groaned deeply.
“Do we have to? We just came back from the freakin’ bathroom!” Ellian complained.
“It’s either that or go to Venus and get burned to death with out these suits, your choice!” Akiena said.
“Fine! Okay! We get it!” Shirley screamed.
“Good, now put these on in the bathroom.” Kirsty replied, pointing to the bathroom that was just next to the Anti-Gravity Chamber which was like, only 8 feet away.
Ellian screamed in rage because they had gone to a bathroom 30 feet way! Shirley was just staring blankly into space, wondering what to say next. Ellian just meditated, standing up and stalked into the bathroom while Shirley followed. (She of course took the suits with her.) They changed and discovered that Kirsty redesigned the bathroom. All bathrooms in the mansion were just plain white. This one was pink and blue with the ultimate toilets!
They had sound speakers, a TV, a mini refrigerator, a soft toilet seat, a computer, a bookshelf, and a CD player. They just wanted to stay in there all day! But, they had duties to do. They got out and Akiena lead them to the spaceship. Kirsty walked over to the control panel and typed in: Open spaceship front door. You have to say exactly what you mean; if you don’t it does the opposite of what you want. For example: Say, you said open up the spaceship, the machine will take a gigantic hammer and bash it open.
As soon as Ellian and Shirley was inside, Ellian asked “Why aren’t you doing this?”
“Shirley was the one who broke it!” Kirsty replied “Anyways, are you kidding? We’ll die Ellian! DIE!”
“In that case, won’t we die to?” Ellian inquired.
“No, I did a thermo test and you guys take 10 times the heat than we can.” Akiena informed them.
“Okay, bye!” Ellian waved.
Akiena sighed and said “If you need help, contact us by using the button that says: CKaA! That stands for Contact Kirsty and Akiena.”
“BYE!” Ellian yelled, slamming the spaceship door in impatience.
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