Monday, December 29, 2008
Its Almost New Years!
All as you know, it's almost New Year, and even closer is New Year's Eve! I'm sick, you know that, and I went to church. I hope I didn't transfer it to anybody. Yesterday, a dude that's usually in my Sunday school class wasn't there. I wonder if he was sick too. Me and some other church people are going to his house for Bible Study. The kids just play while the adults study the Bible. You all know that I'm writing a story right? Well, I've gotten to January 3rd today. To my opinion, I think it's lovely. But that's only one person's opinion! So far, Ellian is planning to embarrass Akiena at church. They're going to do it over the office's intercom. They're going to announce that Akiena has a crush on Max. That's all I've gotten to so far. Maybe do some more later. Does anyone know that show "Lovebug"? What about "Herbie"? Lovebug may sound disgusting, but it's got nothing to do with l___. It actually has Herbie in there! I watched it yesterday. Okay, maybe it is a bit disgusting in some parts but the guy named "Tennessee" is so funny! Just look at his face and listen to him. I also watched "Herbie goes Bananas" today. It was even more funny! And not disgusting at all! Do any of you know how long it took me to get to this website?! I went to Poptropica and I was stuck on it because it's blog appeared like infinity times! I had to turn off the computer to get here! Oooooooooooooo... got to go play Webkinz. Bye!
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Wow, I'm sorry!
Okay, I know this sounds weird, but I've been too lazy to go on the blog website. I mean, really, who doesn't have time to spare for these blogs?! Ever since school was out, I haven't really been going on Webkinz or this blog website. *Sigh*. I guess my blog postings end here. On the bright side... I had a wonderful Christmas! (I'm sure everyone did too.) Though, on the down side, I'm sick. I started drinking medicine yesterday. At least it doesn't taste as bad as cherry or bubblegum medicine. That grape flavored medicine I'm drinking is WHITE! I thought it'll be purple! I spent my Christmas roasting Marshmallows and drinking "Hot Chocolate". I wonder how other people spent their Christmas... I'd like to know. (Besides going on a vacation.) I think I just won't work on that story anymore. I'll just write it for my own enjoyment. Besides, I'm sure my friend Ada might remember this, we were playing a game, and I'm going to write a story on it. Whoever steals it, I'm going to sue! And my friends Rhea, Amy, And Nikhita... You are not working on the other story anymore, so I guess I'm going to. It was my idea. And Rhea, WE ARE NOT TEENAGERS IN THAT STORY! (Sorry if I'm being rude, sickness gets to me.) Uh-oh, got to go! It's lunch time. (Did I mention I just cleaned the bathroom? AND I'M SICK!) Bye!
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
December 16
Yea... the title December 16? I couldn't think of any other title. Today, my school had Cheese Pizza for lunch, again! We have these pizzas every Tuesday. Oh well, at least it's better than having it every single school day. How do some people like it when you dip Cheese pizza in Buttermilk Ranch? I don't know, I like it but I learned it at this school I'm going to now. At my old school, no one ever dipped their pizza in ranch. Than again, at my old school we never had pizza every single Tuesday. We're having our holiday Extravaganza in 3 days! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It's so exciting! We've been talking about it and people say they're going to bring Gingerbread houses and stuff like that! We're going to watch a movie, play games, eat candy, eat pizza, and tell stories... Okay... Maybe I'm not too excited about the Storytelling. Last time we had a Storytelling session, it was on Halloween. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY BUT EVERYONE KEEPS PUTTING IN "FUNNY" PARTS!!! I really was about to blow. I mean come on! Can't some people say something scary?! Someone even said "Than, Joey and his chicken popped out of nowhere". I have a sense of humor! I was just holding in my laughter! It was pretty annoying to hear people say funny things instead of scary things. I guess they says funny things because they can't help it, or they don't want nightmares. Well, they should've saved it for April fools day or something. Uh-oh. I've gone into the color black. Not much to say anyway. Bye!
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Haven't been on computer lately, Sorry
I am so sorry! I haven't been on the computer lately so that's why I'm low on the blog posts! Anyone who plays Poptropica, if you need help on Nabooti Island, put a question on the comments section. Than, I will put an answer on my next post. We've ran the mile on Friday. My time was 11:04. Not as fast as my church friend who got 6:24. I was low because I had a cramp. IT HURT! At church, I was playing an angel at the church play. It's about Christmas, and what it's about. It's not about presents or Santa Clause. It's about Jesus' birth. Christmas is Jesus' birthday. I'm so sorry to Tiffany! Me not posting a blog lately means me not announcing her birthday! Wow, so much birthday talking. It rained in Milpitas today. (That's where my church is.) My class is having a holiday Extravaganza on the 19th, or in other words, this coming Friday. Only 5 more days! :) Than it's going to be 6 days until Christmas! YAY! Wow. I nearly typed yacht. I can't believe I even know how to spell yacht. I think I want a yacht, but yachts are too expensive. Wow. This blue paragraph is all about yachts. I think I should stop talking about yachts now. So, I'm going back to school tomorrow. *Sigh* I hate Mondays. Other school days are okay but when you come back to school, you're like "Ugh. I wish I was at home". Then again, we're going to have to go back to school some time. Oh My! Bedtime! Bye!
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
A normal day
HAPPY B-DAY MUSTAFA!!! And happy B-day to Tiffany tomorrow. Not much happened today. Except that I was a lunch helper today, and it was a big rush. I had a club called: Newspaper club today. I work on comics. :) Oh yeah, and we had P.E. today! We were special because the P.E. teacher only made us do 25 jumping jacks. (Usually, we do 50!) We also only did like, 15 squats? We usually do 20 squats and 10 down and holds. You should see the look on our faces! We ran 1/3 of a mile today. Not much if you run it backwards and you're sprinting, but let me warn you, you're going to need a ton of water when you're done. Though, the fastest person in my old school class sprints and never gets water. Well, that's because he's used to sprinting. He took track n' field. Once I got passed him a little but, I got tired 1 minute later and he got passed me. Well, I guess this was a nice day with a lot of stuff going on, but it's not much. Oh yeah! I woke up so late yesterday! I think at, 7:04 a.m. yesterday? I usually wake up at 6:45 a.m. Well, bye!
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
I've been busy
Yup, like the title says! I've been busy! I have been too lazy to go on my blog lately. It's weird... Hey, to all of you who know Mustafa Hashimi, it's his B-day tomorrow! And to all of you that know Tiffany Matthews, it's her B-day on December 12th! I will renounce it tomorrow. Blogs are fun! So is Webkinz, but only because it's extremely cute. WOULD THIS STUPID COMPUTER STOP SAYING THAT WEBKINZ IS MISSPELLED! IT IS EXTREMELY ANNOYING! This computer shouldn't just go around telling people whats spelled right or wrong when it doesn't know the latest GAMES! (Exactly how long has Webkinz been around? I went to "Barnes n' Nobles" on Saturday and got two books. They are: Mini Mysteries 3 and Science Experiments. The Mini Mysteries are so fun, you can just read it over and over again if you have the whole series. My class is having a Christmas Extravaganza on December 19th! And Christmas is only 16 days away! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! (That big Eeeeep thing was to take up space. I'm running out of things to say here!) Now if you'll all excuse me, I must go play Webkinz. Bye!
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
I like comics
Hi people! I just wanted to let you all know, that I like comics. I draw comics, and I store comics that I draw, in a binder. Comics are just things like technology, except that they don't move or burn your eyes. (I know, I don't get the "burn your eyes" part either.) Today, a song writer named Steve Seskin came to my school today. I saw him 3 times now. He sang the song "Don't laugh at me". It's a very popular. The second verse is very sad. I don't think I'm allowed to say the lines though. I don't want to take the chance of being arrested. Any of those who play Club Penguin, a new mission is almost out! I don't have much to say today though. Except that we have cheese pizza every single Tuesday. (Which is today.) That's why I'm a little sick of pizza. Now back to the wonderful subject of comics. I think comics just improved my life. If there weren't comics, I'd still survive but I'd be way too bored. I think my friend has gotten into the habit of drawing comics too. She drew some at church and gave me them. I don't know, I may get sick using Rainbow like I did, using black. What should I use next? (If I do get sick of using Rainbow at all.) Uh-oh. I think I'm almost sick of using Rainbow! Any suggestions? Bye!
Monday, December 1, 2008
OMG I'm soooo weird
That's weird... I usually have a pattern of: One day on blog, than the next day: not on blog! But I skipped posting on my blog for, I think, 3 days! So, as the title says: I'm soooo weird! I haven't gone on Webkinz, or Club penguin, or my e-mail, or writing a story, or writing on this blog for 3 days?! My church buddy came over for a sleepover from Saturday-Sunday. The playground was filled with spider webs. AND WE WENT TO 3 PLAYGROUNDS!!! We got frustrated and started looking for the water park my school friends were talking about. Well, guess what? I think they
lied! I'm going to ask my best school friend where it is tomorrow. 2 new people came to my class today! So we have 28 students in our class now. Our teacher always put our groups in 4 so it's perfect! :) I'm so happy for her! Where I live, it was totally foggy today. You could only see
things around you. So if a ball is coming for your head, you will get hit unless you walk out of it's path. I think we should just peacefully stay inside the class and draw. It was drizzling a little and the teachers told us to stay outside! They say they're worried about rain. THAT IS RAIN!!!
There was a beautiful spider's web today. It had little droplets of dew in it. Speaking of dew, I watched the show Tinkerbell yesterday and Silvermist the water fairy put dew on the spiders' web. There's a theory of how dew gets on to the web of spiders. I will tell you all most of the movie and my school events tomorrow, but for now, BYE!
lied! I'm going to ask my best school friend where it is tomorrow. 2 new people came to my class today! So we have 28 students in our class now. Our teacher always put our groups in 4 so it's perfect! :) I'm so happy for her! Where I live, it was totally foggy today. You could only see
things around you. So if a ball is coming for your head, you will get hit unless you walk out of it's path. I think we should just peacefully stay inside the class and draw. It was drizzling a little and the teachers told us to stay outside! They say they're worried about rain. THAT IS RAIN!!!
There was a beautiful spider's web today. It had little droplets of dew in it. Speaking of dew, I watched the show Tinkerbell yesterday and Silvermist the water fairy put dew on the spiders' web. There's a theory of how dew gets on to the web of spiders. I will tell you all most of the movie and my school events tomorrow, but for now, BYE!
Friday, November 28, 2008
Day After Thanksgiving
Today, I went to the Sacramento Zoo. We saw a bunch of animals, like: a Snow Cheetah, a red panda... Well, all of those who went to the Sacramento Zoo should know. This was the best part though: It Was FREE! Well, that's only because it's the state's capitol.
I need to ask myself why I didn't post yesterday. Maybe because my mom was hogging the computer? Maybe I was, again, to lazy? Whatever it was, I just didn't go on. I have a Computer Routine: Go on e-mail, than Club Penguin, than Poptropica, than Blog, than Webkinz, and lastly...
work on Story. I think it's a very reasonable routine. I like it. I didn't have any food but a spicy Mexican pizza. So, when it was around 2:30, we drove to a supermarket. And there, was a BBQ stand! I had 2 chicken sticks and 2 beef sticks. Yum! Yum!
I think I hear my grandpa calling dinner time. Anyways, today is like, Black Friday. Everywhere is a little % off. For example: The Zoo was free, At 7-11, everything is 50% off, and a lot of other stuff! I saw a like, 3 hundred cars at the mall!
Does anyone think this post is enough already? I am working on comics! :) Well, bye people!
I need to ask myself why I didn't post yesterday. Maybe because my mom was hogging the computer? Maybe I was, again, to lazy? Whatever it was, I just didn't go on. I have a Computer Routine: Go on e-mail, than Club Penguin, than Poptropica, than Blog, than Webkinz, and lastly...
work on Story. I think it's a very reasonable routine. I like it. I didn't have any food but a spicy Mexican pizza. So, when it was around 2:30, we drove to a supermarket. And there, was a BBQ stand! I had 2 chicken sticks and 2 beef sticks. Yum! Yum!
I think I hear my grandpa calling dinner time. Anyways, today is like, Black Friday. Everywhere is a little % off. For example: The Zoo was free, At 7-11, everything is 50% off, and a lot of other stuff! I saw a like, 3 hundred cars at the mall!
Does anyone think this post is enough already? I am working on comics! :) Well, bye people!
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
1st colorful post
From now on, I will be writing in rainbow. :) Sorry I didn't post yesterday, again. I was too lazy to get my butt off the bed and onto the chair in front of the computer. Posting blogs is so cool. Okay people, I really need opinions on me sneak peek! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please?
But than again, if no one posts, I will send my friends my entire story for free. I don't know, should I sell it or something? My grandpa bought cake and turkey for the "feast" we're having tomorrow. SOMEBODY! TELL ME HOW MY STORY IS!
:-
That yellow is way too light. I will not use it. Why did they even make that color on there?! Hmmm... I think my Blog title should be 1st colorful post instead of "Day before Thanksgiving" In fact, I'll change it! This is the only Way you know that I started of with that stupid title.
I wonder if my school friends miss me as much I miss them. Though we do chat quite often on Gmail, we never see each other! Better write than not communicate at all. It's good that I can still go to church though. Yay! I will have enough room.
Do you wonder what I mean? My friend has a blog too and says that there was not enough room for her to write her story. So there was a part 2. I better try to keep up with her absolutely amazing blog. Well, good wishes to everyone! Goodbye!
Man that was a long post. Whoa! I'm still writing! Bye!
But than again, if no one posts, I will send my friends my entire story for free. I don't know, should I sell it or something? My grandpa bought cake and turkey for the "feast" we're having tomorrow. SOMEBODY! TELL ME HOW MY STORY IS!
:-
That yellow is way too light. I will not use it. Why did they even make that color on there?! Hmmm... I think my Blog title should be 1st colorful post instead of "Day before Thanksgiving" In fact, I'll change it! This is the only Way you know that I started of with that stupid title.
I wonder if my school friends miss me as much I miss them. Though we do chat quite often on Gmail, we never see each other! Better write than not communicate at all. It's good that I can still go to church though. Yay! I will have enough room.
Do you wonder what I mean? My friend has a blog too and says that there was not enough room for her to write her story. So there was a part 2. I better try to keep up with her absolutely amazing blog. Well, good wishes to everyone! Goodbye!
Man that was a long post. Whoa! I'm still writing! Bye!
Monday, November 24, 2008
What a day...
I have to do 30 pages of homework! Harshness... Luckily, it's easy stuff like Fractions and Decimals. I'm on my 18th page of homework. I woke up at like, 10:00 or something because I fell asleep at 2:00 I only had about 8 hours of sleep! :( I usually have 9! My breakfast was what I call: Ultimate bread. It has peanut butter, butter, strawberry jam, sugar, and ham in it. The jam kept dripping out like mad! O_o I had to clean up my plate every 5 minutes or my bread will get all soggy! Lesson learned, Never put jam on top of ham in bread. (Personally, I will never use jam again, too risky.) Blogs are fun! Okay, I'm running out of things to say... Oh yea! There's one more thing! People have been posting these animals out on Gmail.
Bunny Kitty
( \_/ ) /\ _ /\
(='.'=) (='.'=)
o( )o o( )o
(")_(") (")_(")
Trust me, they look alot better on Gmail.
I must rake the leaves and pick them up in 1 hour! More Harshness...
Bye!
Bunny Kitty
( \_/ ) /\ _ /\
(='.'=) (='.'=)
o( )o o( )o
(")_(") (")_(")
Trust me, they look alot better on Gmail.
I must rake the leaves and pick them up in 1 hour! More Harshness...
Bye!
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Hello people! Good Sunday, isn't it?
Hi! My friends' blogs are so lucky, they already have followers! I guess mines is just... a regular blog. I'm thinking their blogs have like, more than 100 posts or something like that. You should see them! I forgot it, but when I find out tomorrow, I'll tell you. Most of you should've seen it already or recognize it. I didn't go to my usual church today. Instead of going to the church in Milpitas, I went to the on in Oakland because of my Grandpa. Well, that's all I'm going to say because I don't have time. Bye!
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Ummmm...
So what do you think about my story? Sorry I didn't post yesterday, came home at like, 11:35 or something. It was way late. Today we had feast at my church. :D :) We had turkey and stuff but my favorite one was the Parmesans! I think I spelled it right. It's those Orange, Yummy fruits that you can eat the skin off of. It's juicy. :D I also had some other stuff that I forgot. Oh yea! Chips! BBQ and Cheesy chips! I'm hungry. I still can't believe I didn't eat any turkey or spaghetti. :( I WANT FOOD! Meat is necessary right now. We also had Salmon on the tables but I didn't see it until I saw my mom eat it! :( I took some from her though. :) So Problem solved. Well, bye!
Thursday, November 20, 2008
A sneakpeak on a story I'm working on!
A Year with Ellian, Akiena,
Kirsty & Shirley
It’s kind of like the show: Johnny Test.
By: Tifany Pan
Table of Contents
January................................................................................Page
February ………………………………………………….Page
March……………………………………………………..Page
April………………………………………………………Page
May………………………………………………………Page
June………………………………………………………Page
July……………………………………………………….Page
August……………………………………………………Page
September……………………………………………….Page
October………………………………………………….Page
November……………………………………………….Page
December……………………………………………….Page
January
5…4…3…2…1… HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Ellian and Shirley are BFFs (Best Friends Forever). Ellian has 2 Genius sisters named: Akiena and Kirsty that always know the way out of a situation. Shirley was adopted by Ellian’s mom and dad. So they’re not just BFFs, they’re also sisters, but they only see each other as friends that live with each other. Their mother’s name is: Kendra and their father’s is: Melvin.
Ellian is constantly bored so she likes to steal some of her sisters’ inventions with the help of Shirley. Her sign is a cross.
Shirley is a fashionable girl that only wears the latest fashions, but when she doesn’t know what the latest fashion is, she wears her school uniform. (The school allows Shirley to not wear her uniform because she’s way too fashionable.) Shirley is blonde. Her sign is a triangle.
Akiena is the younger of the geniuses and is very girly. She has a lot of stuffed dolphins in her room, like 24 or something. She likes this guy called Max. Her sign is a heart.
Kirsty is the older Genius and she is very strict. If they don’t lend Ellian an invention, it’s because of her. Her sign is a crescent moon.
Now, on with the book.
January 1st
Ellian, Akiena, Kirsty, Shirley and their parents were finished watching the New Year fireworks and they were exhausted. They got in their Blue mini van and began driving home. Kirsty was enraged that her father didn’t let them use the transporter to go home. It was a quick and easy way to get home, but than if they pulled it out, people will start going “OMG! You’re the youngest geniuses ever, aren’t you?! OMG! That’s so cool!”. Their father hated that.
“Did everyone have a good time or what?” asked Melvin (their dad).
“Yes” everyone replied, all accept Kirsty.
“Kirsty, what’s wrong honey?” questioned Kendra (their mother).
“SHUT UP! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!” Kirsty yelled.
“Whoa, what’s with all the cussing words?” Akiena asked, annoying Kirsty even more. (Not on purpose though.)
“LEAVE ME ALONE!” Kirsty screamed.
“Ok, sure” Ellian winked.
“Ellian just winked” Shirley informed everyone.
“SHIRLEY! DID YOU HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE?!” Ellian shrieked.
“Let’s just go to sleep so everyone may have some peace and quiet. Mommy and Daddy may not sleep though.” Akiena whispered.
In about 3 minutes, Ellian, Shirley, and Akiena were asleep. Kirsty was tired, but knew her father would fall asleep in exhaustion; therefore, she must stay awake and wake up her father if he did. Kirsty eventually fell asleep and snored so loud, every peaceful sleeper was awakened. Ellian groaned in depression and Akiena sighed in exhaustion. The only sleeper that wasn’t awake was: Shirley. She was such a deep sleeper that if you placed a bullhorn in her ear and screamed… she still wouldn’t wake up! Ellian glanced at the digital clock. 1:23 a.m. it read. Akiena was annoyed by Kirsty’s snoring so she yawned through a bullhorn. It made the car shake, but it didn’t wake up Kirsty. Ellian suggested that she look in her ear and make sure there’s nothing in there. Of course! The soundproof earplug! It was their latest invention and it could only be taken out with a laser. Akiena knew that, Kirsty knew that you would need a laser to take it out, so she must have one near her! Akiena made sure Ellian wasn’t looking, than, she pushed a hidden button on the bottom of the car with her feet. A secret passageway led to the trunk which was enclosed, due to Ellian’s mischief. She grabbed a laser pen and shut the metal that separated the trunk and the seats. She checked her digital watch. Surprisingly, it was 2:53. Surely not so much time has passed, right? It was just 1:23, wasn’t it? Akiena discovered that Shirley was awake. Awake and with their mini time gadget! She liked the idea because, they were almost home. No, correction, they were home. Kirsty woke up and said she felt like she only slept for 3 minutes.
“Look at Shirley.” Akiena whispered.
“Whoa, I did only sleep for 3 minutes!” Kirsty shrieked.
Kirsty paused for a slight second.
“And we’re going to get in trouble!” Kirsty groaned.
“Look, we’ll just blame it on Shirley because she did use it.” Akiena suggested, no, wait, it was more like an order and Kirsty doesn’t like being told what to do.
“NO! WE’RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING YOU SAY! IF YOU WANT TO DO IT, DO IT BY YOURSELF! JUST DON’T COUNT ME IN!” Kirsty screamed.
“Sorry” Akiena apologized.
Ellian got out of the car and went into her room. (They live in a mansion.) Shirley tossed the time gadget to Kirsty, but missed! The gadget flew out the open door and got destroyed. There was only one ingredient on earth to make that gadget! Now, the gadget was destroyed and Shirley was busted. Shirley stayed to see what would happen. Akiena and Kirsty just smiled at Shirley.
“Aren’t you mad?” Shirley questioned.
“No, we’re going to make you go into Venus. It has a ton of ingredients we need there. It has a blue stem and 6 golden pedals. We’ll make you a suit and spaceship that is fire-and-heat-proof.” Akiena explained.
“Just remember, don’t take the one with 7 pedals. Those are aliens that do not wish to make peace but have war. IF YOU BRING THEM BACK, WE WILL BE IN A CRISIS!” Kirsty added.
“Sure, when should we go?” Shirley asked.
“Tomorrow, 1:00 p.m. sharp. Tell Ellian.” The genius sisters replied.
“Ok, goodnight.” Shirley yawned.
Kirsty shook her head, wondering if they should build the equipment now, or later. Akiena, realizing they were still in the car, strapped to the seat, got off and went to her room. Shirley and Kirsty followed her. When Kirsty and Akiena got into their rooms (that they share), changed in separate bathrooms, went to bed, said good night and fell asleep.
Meanwhile, Shirley was creeping into their rooms to find Ellian playing rated E video games. Their Golden Retriever, Butters, was lying still in its red, soft bed. Shirley told Ellian everything that had just happened and Ellian screamed, quiet enough for every sound sleeper to not be disturbed, but loud enough to hurt Shirley’s ears. Butters woke up and barked insanely to try to wake up their mom and dad. Shirley, hearing this, took a biscuit and tossed it to Butters. Butters went silent and chewed at the biscuit.
“Shirley, why? My goal for New Years Eve was to not be an extraordinary family.” Ellian complained.
“And my goal was find out what gender Butters is, but life’s not fair, is it?” Shirley mocked.
“Shirley, Butters is a female. She’s going to have puppies in February. That’s why she was barking so loud, and that’s also why she’s asleep right now.” Ellian said.
“That wasn’t my real goal, I already knew that.” Shirley replied.
“Let’s just go to sleep, it’s like, 3:34 a.m.” Ellian cried in tiredness.
“Okay, fine, good night.” Shirley whispered, climbing into bed.
They fell asleep dreaming about puppies, and so did Butters.
January 2nd
Kirsty was the first to wake up besides her parents. She woke up at 12:00 p.m. Akiena woke up 3 minutes after, so she woke up at 12:03 p.m. They quickly got dressed and woke up Ellian and Shirley to trick them.
“It’s 1:00 p.m.” they said “Time to go to Venus!”
“WHAT?! WHY DIDN’T YOU WAKE US UP EARLIER SO WE DON’T HAVE TO GO TO VENUS IN OUR PAJAMAS?!” Ellian shrieked.
“Relax Ellian, it’s only 12:13 p.m.” Akiena smiled.
“SHIRLEY! WAKE UP!” Ellian screamed.
“What? Is it time to go to Venus?” Shirley whimpered.
“No, but Kirsty and Akiena tricked me!” Ellian exclaimed.
“Why?” Shirley inquired.
“Because we felt like it.” Kirsty mocked.
“Just let us get dressed, it’s already 12:23 p.m. and I don’t want to be late.” Ellian informed.
“See ya guys, we’re off to eat brunch.” Akiena and Kirsty waved.
Ellian walked over to her dresser and picked out a T-shirt with a white bunny on it. Shirley picked out a top that shows your belly button….It looked quite fashionable but you would think that maybe her stomach would hurt later. Ellian picked a jean with a bunny on it… so it’s an out fit! Shirley picked a skirt with squiggly lines at the bottom. They walked downstairs and seated themselves on their chairs. Today’s Brunch was Bacon, Eggs, and Hamburgers.
“It’s a good thing we’re on vacation until next Friday.” Shirley said.
“We would still be off school even if we didn’t have the week off! It’s Saturday Stupid.” Ellian screamed.
“Now honey...” Their mother began “You…are…grounded!”
“Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!” Shirley sang.
“You too for singing that” their mother added.
Kirsty raised her eyebrows and began fake crying. Their mom asked what was wrong and she said she needed Ellian and Shirley for a special project. Their mother said just for that day. Kirsty smiled and forced Ellian and Shirley into their room. (Akiena followed.) She made Ellian, Shirley, Akiena and herself stand at the northeast corner of the room. Next to it was a pad with numbers. Akiena pressed the numbers: 547789 and paused. Than, she pressed 254362 and 5 seconds later, they fell into a room larger than the master bedroom!
“This is the secret lab. We will wipe your memory after you’re done with your mission.” Kirsty said, seeing Ellian and Shirley’s pale faces.
“Mom and Dad don’t even know about this room” Akiena added.
Ellian raised her eyebrows and nodded at Shirley. (This means Ellian has a plan.) She told Akiena and Kirsty that she had to go to the bathroom. Shirley wanted to follow Ellian, so she said she really had to go. Like an emergency. They went and Ellian told Shirley her plan. (It took a long time because it was like a maze.)
“You like that lab and you don’t want to forget about it right?” Ellian asked Shirley.
“Yea! So, what’s your plan?” Shirley replied looking around.
“Simple, we take dummies of ourselves and put them in bed. Kirsty is obviously going to come and spray us with the MWS spray at 12:00 a.m. So we go somewhere else!” Ellian told her.
“Wouldn’t they know where we are and what’s MWS?” Shirley inquired.
“MWS is Memory Wiping Spray. They will put a tracking device on us and we simply put them on the dummies.” Ellian informed.
“How did you come up with such a brilliant idea?!” Shirley questioned in awe.
“My sisters are geniuses and I have some of their DNA. Kirsty is the smartest because she was born 1st. Akiena is Smarter than me because she was born 2nd. I am just a very intelligent kid because I was born last. You’re just an average kid because you’re not related to me, you were taken from Orphanage.” Ellian explained.
Shirley just nodded her head and said “We should go back. They might be wondering where we are.”
“You’re right. Let’s go.” Ellian said marching forward.
Shirley followed Ellian in the long maze back to the lab. Kirsty gave them a white suit and told them to go back into the bathroom and put it on. Ellian and Shirley groaned deeply.
“Do we have to? We just came back from the freakin’ bathroom!” Ellian complained.
“It’s either that or go to Venus and get burned to death with out these suits, your choice!” Akiena said.
“Fine! Okay! We get it!” Shirley screamed.
“Good, now put these on in the bathroom.” Kirsty replied, pointing to the bathroom that was just next to the Anti-Gravity Chamber which was like, only 8 feet away.
Ellian screamed in rage because they had gone to a bathroom 30 feet way! Shirley was just staring blankly into space, wondering what to say next. Ellian just meditated, standing up and stalked into the bathroom while Shirley followed. (She of course took the suits with her.) They changed and discovered that Kirsty redesigned the bathroom. All bathrooms in the mansion were just plain white. This one was pink and blue with the ultimate toilets!
They had sound speakers, a TV, a mini refrigerator, a soft toilet seat, a computer, a bookshelf, and a CD player. They just wanted to stay in there all day! But, they had duties to do. They got out and Akiena lead them to the spaceship. Kirsty walked over to the control panel and typed in: Open spaceship front door. You have to say exactly what you mean; if you don’t it does the opposite of what you want. For example: Say, you said open up the spaceship, the machine will take a gigantic hammer and bash it open.
As soon as Ellian and Shirley was inside, Ellian asked “Why aren’t you doing this?”
“Shirley was the one who broke it!” Kirsty replied “Anyways, are you kidding? We’ll die Ellian! DIE!”
“In that case, won’t we die to?” Ellian inquired.
“No, I did a thermo test and you guys take 10 times the heat than we can.” Akiena informed them.
“Okay, bye!” Ellian waved.
Akiena sighed and said “If you need help, contact us by using the button that says: CKaA! That stands for Contact Kirsty and Akiena.”
“BYE!” Ellian yelled, slamming the spaceship door in impatience.
Kirsty & Shirley
It’s kind of like the show: Johnny Test.
By: Tifany Pan
Table of Contents
January................................................................................Page
February ………………………………………………….Page
March……………………………………………………..Page
April………………………………………………………Page
May………………………………………………………Page
June………………………………………………………Page
July……………………………………………………….Page
August……………………………………………………Page
September……………………………………………….Page
October………………………………………………….Page
November……………………………………………….Page
December……………………………………………….Page
January
5…4…3…2…1… HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Ellian and Shirley are BFFs (Best Friends Forever). Ellian has 2 Genius sisters named: Akiena and Kirsty that always know the way out of a situation. Shirley was adopted by Ellian’s mom and dad. So they’re not just BFFs, they’re also sisters, but they only see each other as friends that live with each other. Their mother’s name is: Kendra and their father’s is: Melvin.
Ellian is constantly bored so she likes to steal some of her sisters’ inventions with the help of Shirley. Her sign is a cross.
Shirley is a fashionable girl that only wears the latest fashions, but when she doesn’t know what the latest fashion is, she wears her school uniform. (The school allows Shirley to not wear her uniform because she’s way too fashionable.) Shirley is blonde. Her sign is a triangle.
Akiena is the younger of the geniuses and is very girly. She has a lot of stuffed dolphins in her room, like 24 or something. She likes this guy called Max. Her sign is a heart.
Kirsty is the older Genius and she is very strict. If they don’t lend Ellian an invention, it’s because of her. Her sign is a crescent moon.
Now, on with the book.
January 1st
Ellian, Akiena, Kirsty, Shirley and their parents were finished watching the New Year fireworks and they were exhausted. They got in their Blue mini van and began driving home. Kirsty was enraged that her father didn’t let them use the transporter to go home. It was a quick and easy way to get home, but than if they pulled it out, people will start going “OMG! You’re the youngest geniuses ever, aren’t you?! OMG! That’s so cool!”. Their father hated that.
“Did everyone have a good time or what?” asked Melvin (their dad).
“Yes” everyone replied, all accept Kirsty.
“Kirsty, what’s wrong honey?” questioned Kendra (their mother).
“SHUT UP! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!” Kirsty yelled.
“Whoa, what’s with all the cussing words?” Akiena asked, annoying Kirsty even more. (Not on purpose though.)
“LEAVE ME ALONE!” Kirsty screamed.
“Ok, sure” Ellian winked.
“Ellian just winked” Shirley informed everyone.
“SHIRLEY! DID YOU HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE?!” Ellian shrieked.
“Let’s just go to sleep so everyone may have some peace and quiet. Mommy and Daddy may not sleep though.” Akiena whispered.
In about 3 minutes, Ellian, Shirley, and Akiena were asleep. Kirsty was tired, but knew her father would fall asleep in exhaustion; therefore, she must stay awake and wake up her father if he did. Kirsty eventually fell asleep and snored so loud, every peaceful sleeper was awakened. Ellian groaned in depression and Akiena sighed in exhaustion. The only sleeper that wasn’t awake was: Shirley. She was such a deep sleeper that if you placed a bullhorn in her ear and screamed… she still wouldn’t wake up! Ellian glanced at the digital clock. 1:23 a.m. it read. Akiena was annoyed by Kirsty’s snoring so she yawned through a bullhorn. It made the car shake, but it didn’t wake up Kirsty. Ellian suggested that she look in her ear and make sure there’s nothing in there. Of course! The soundproof earplug! It was their latest invention and it could only be taken out with a laser. Akiena knew that, Kirsty knew that you would need a laser to take it out, so she must have one near her! Akiena made sure Ellian wasn’t looking, than, she pushed a hidden button on the bottom of the car with her feet. A secret passageway led to the trunk which was enclosed, due to Ellian’s mischief. She grabbed a laser pen and shut the metal that separated the trunk and the seats. She checked her digital watch. Surprisingly, it was 2:53. Surely not so much time has passed, right? It was just 1:23, wasn’t it? Akiena discovered that Shirley was awake. Awake and with their mini time gadget! She liked the idea because, they were almost home. No, correction, they were home. Kirsty woke up and said she felt like she only slept for 3 minutes.
“Look at Shirley.” Akiena whispered.
“Whoa, I did only sleep for 3 minutes!” Kirsty shrieked.
Kirsty paused for a slight second.
“And we’re going to get in trouble!” Kirsty groaned.
“Look, we’ll just blame it on Shirley because she did use it.” Akiena suggested, no, wait, it was more like an order and Kirsty doesn’t like being told what to do.
“NO! WE’RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING YOU SAY! IF YOU WANT TO DO IT, DO IT BY YOURSELF! JUST DON’T COUNT ME IN!” Kirsty screamed.
“Sorry” Akiena apologized.
Ellian got out of the car and went into her room. (They live in a mansion.) Shirley tossed the time gadget to Kirsty, but missed! The gadget flew out the open door and got destroyed. There was only one ingredient on earth to make that gadget! Now, the gadget was destroyed and Shirley was busted. Shirley stayed to see what would happen. Akiena and Kirsty just smiled at Shirley.
“Aren’t you mad?” Shirley questioned.
“No, we’re going to make you go into Venus. It has a ton of ingredients we need there. It has a blue stem and 6 golden pedals. We’ll make you a suit and spaceship that is fire-and-heat-proof.” Akiena explained.
“Just remember, don’t take the one with 7 pedals. Those are aliens that do not wish to make peace but have war. IF YOU BRING THEM BACK, WE WILL BE IN A CRISIS!” Kirsty added.
“Sure, when should we go?” Shirley asked.
“Tomorrow, 1:00 p.m. sharp. Tell Ellian.” The genius sisters replied.
“Ok, goodnight.” Shirley yawned.
Kirsty shook her head, wondering if they should build the equipment now, or later. Akiena, realizing they were still in the car, strapped to the seat, got off and went to her room. Shirley and Kirsty followed her. When Kirsty and Akiena got into their rooms (that they share), changed in separate bathrooms, went to bed, said good night and fell asleep.
Meanwhile, Shirley was creeping into their rooms to find Ellian playing rated E video games. Their Golden Retriever, Butters, was lying still in its red, soft bed. Shirley told Ellian everything that had just happened and Ellian screamed, quiet enough for every sound sleeper to not be disturbed, but loud enough to hurt Shirley’s ears. Butters woke up and barked insanely to try to wake up their mom and dad. Shirley, hearing this, took a biscuit and tossed it to Butters. Butters went silent and chewed at the biscuit.
“Shirley, why? My goal for New Years Eve was to not be an extraordinary family.” Ellian complained.
“And my goal was find out what gender Butters is, but life’s not fair, is it?” Shirley mocked.
“Shirley, Butters is a female. She’s going to have puppies in February. That’s why she was barking so loud, and that’s also why she’s asleep right now.” Ellian said.
“That wasn’t my real goal, I already knew that.” Shirley replied.
“Let’s just go to sleep, it’s like, 3:34 a.m.” Ellian cried in tiredness.
“Okay, fine, good night.” Shirley whispered, climbing into bed.
They fell asleep dreaming about puppies, and so did Butters.
January 2nd
Kirsty was the first to wake up besides her parents. She woke up at 12:00 p.m. Akiena woke up 3 minutes after, so she woke up at 12:03 p.m. They quickly got dressed and woke up Ellian and Shirley to trick them.
“It’s 1:00 p.m.” they said “Time to go to Venus!”
“WHAT?! WHY DIDN’T YOU WAKE US UP EARLIER SO WE DON’T HAVE TO GO TO VENUS IN OUR PAJAMAS?!” Ellian shrieked.
“Relax Ellian, it’s only 12:13 p.m.” Akiena smiled.
“SHIRLEY! WAKE UP!” Ellian screamed.
“What? Is it time to go to Venus?” Shirley whimpered.
“No, but Kirsty and Akiena tricked me!” Ellian exclaimed.
“Why?” Shirley inquired.
“Because we felt like it.” Kirsty mocked.
“Just let us get dressed, it’s already 12:23 p.m. and I don’t want to be late.” Ellian informed.
“See ya guys, we’re off to eat brunch.” Akiena and Kirsty waved.
Ellian walked over to her dresser and picked out a T-shirt with a white bunny on it. Shirley picked out a top that shows your belly button….It looked quite fashionable but you would think that maybe her stomach would hurt later. Ellian picked a jean with a bunny on it… so it’s an out fit! Shirley picked a skirt with squiggly lines at the bottom. They walked downstairs and seated themselves on their chairs. Today’s Brunch was Bacon, Eggs, and Hamburgers.
“It’s a good thing we’re on vacation until next Friday.” Shirley said.
“We would still be off school even if we didn’t have the week off! It’s Saturday Stupid.” Ellian screamed.
“Now honey...” Their mother began “You…are…grounded!”
“Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!” Shirley sang.
“You too for singing that” their mother added.
Kirsty raised her eyebrows and began fake crying. Their mom asked what was wrong and she said she needed Ellian and Shirley for a special project. Their mother said just for that day. Kirsty smiled and forced Ellian and Shirley into their room. (Akiena followed.) She made Ellian, Shirley, Akiena and herself stand at the northeast corner of the room. Next to it was a pad with numbers. Akiena pressed the numbers: 547789 and paused. Than, she pressed 254362 and 5 seconds later, they fell into a room larger than the master bedroom!
“This is the secret lab. We will wipe your memory after you’re done with your mission.” Kirsty said, seeing Ellian and Shirley’s pale faces.
“Mom and Dad don’t even know about this room” Akiena added.
Ellian raised her eyebrows and nodded at Shirley. (This means Ellian has a plan.) She told Akiena and Kirsty that she had to go to the bathroom. Shirley wanted to follow Ellian, so she said she really had to go. Like an emergency. They went and Ellian told Shirley her plan. (It took a long time because it was like a maze.)
“You like that lab and you don’t want to forget about it right?” Ellian asked Shirley.
“Yea! So, what’s your plan?” Shirley replied looking around.
“Simple, we take dummies of ourselves and put them in bed. Kirsty is obviously going to come and spray us with the MWS spray at 12:00 a.m. So we go somewhere else!” Ellian told her.
“Wouldn’t they know where we are and what’s MWS?” Shirley inquired.
“MWS is Memory Wiping Spray. They will put a tracking device on us and we simply put them on the dummies.” Ellian informed.
“How did you come up with such a brilliant idea?!” Shirley questioned in awe.
“My sisters are geniuses and I have some of their DNA. Kirsty is the smartest because she was born 1st. Akiena is Smarter than me because she was born 2nd. I am just a very intelligent kid because I was born last. You’re just an average kid because you’re not related to me, you were taken from Orphanage.” Ellian explained.
Shirley just nodded her head and said “We should go back. They might be wondering where we are.”
“You’re right. Let’s go.” Ellian said marching forward.
Shirley followed Ellian in the long maze back to the lab. Kirsty gave them a white suit and told them to go back into the bathroom and put it on. Ellian and Shirley groaned deeply.
“Do we have to? We just came back from the freakin’ bathroom!” Ellian complained.
“It’s either that or go to Venus and get burned to death with out these suits, your choice!” Akiena said.
“Fine! Okay! We get it!” Shirley screamed.
“Good, now put these on in the bathroom.” Kirsty replied, pointing to the bathroom that was just next to the Anti-Gravity Chamber which was like, only 8 feet away.
Ellian screamed in rage because they had gone to a bathroom 30 feet way! Shirley was just staring blankly into space, wondering what to say next. Ellian just meditated, standing up and stalked into the bathroom while Shirley followed. (She of course took the suits with her.) They changed and discovered that Kirsty redesigned the bathroom. All bathrooms in the mansion were just plain white. This one was pink and blue with the ultimate toilets!
They had sound speakers, a TV, a mini refrigerator, a soft toilet seat, a computer, a bookshelf, and a CD player. They just wanted to stay in there all day! But, they had duties to do. They got out and Akiena lead them to the spaceship. Kirsty walked over to the control panel and typed in: Open spaceship front door. You have to say exactly what you mean; if you don’t it does the opposite of what you want. For example: Say, you said open up the spaceship, the machine will take a gigantic hammer and bash it open.
As soon as Ellian and Shirley was inside, Ellian asked “Why aren’t you doing this?”
“Shirley was the one who broke it!” Kirsty replied “Anyways, are you kidding? We’ll die Ellian! DIE!”
“In that case, won’t we die to?” Ellian inquired.
“No, I did a thermo test and you guys take 10 times the heat than we can.” Akiena informed them.
“Okay, bye!” Ellian waved.
Akiena sighed and said “If you need help, contact us by using the button that says: CKaA! That stands for Contact Kirsty and Akiena.”
“BYE!” Ellian yelled, slamming the spaceship door in impatience.
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